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    ive been so ripped on wax for so long. lol havent messaged you in a cool minute. whatve your days been like recently?
    Asked by s-a-r-a-j-u-a-n-a

    Oh man, I know how that goes. Tomorrow is my birthday so I plan on spending the day fucked up, out of my mind mode. ;) I have nothing else planned besides that really.

    Dude, honestly, my days have been fuckin awesome recently. I’ve been working out/skating with my local roller derby league and I’m learning a lot and getting faster with every practice. I love the people I’m meeting, it’s great.

    It’s nice getting out of my comfort zone and finding something new to fall in love with.

    Sean&#8217;s crab is fuckin awesome! :D (Taken with instagram)

    Sean’s crab is fuckin awesome! :D (Taken with instagram)

    Why not Zoidberg? (Taken with instagram)

    Why not Zoidberg? (Taken with instagram)

    Helmet progress so far :) (Taken with instagram)

    Helmet progress so far :) (Taken with instagram)

    I haven’t really checked but..

    I’ve probably been losing a ton of followers these past few weeks.

    Ugly bruise of honor #2 (This is going to be a thing now) (Taken with instagram)

    Ugly bruise of honor #2 (This is going to be a thing now) (Taken with instagram)

    It took me a few hours to notice my first official derby bruise (Taken with instagram)

    It took me a few hours to notice my first official derby bruise (Taken with instagram)

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    Taken with instagram

    Here are two of the hundreds of carnations I&#8217;ve held today. Happy Mothers Day!! :) (Taken with instagram)

    Here are two of the hundreds of carnations I’ve held today. Happy Mothers Day!! :) (Taken with instagram)

    Joining a Sisterhood (Taken with instagram)

    Joining a Sisterhood (Taken with instagram)

    I met a teeny tiny bird on the way home and he let me snap a few shots of him (Taken with instagram)

    I met a teeny tiny bird on the way home and he let me snap a few shots of him (Taken with instagram)

    I. LOVE. YOUR. BACKGROUND. Controller + bong + Fluffs? Fuck yeah. :) I always stop by and lurk your blog, youre awesome! I love the way your page/tags are set up. <3 have a good day, smoke one for meh
    Asked by s-a-r-a-j-u-a-n-a

    Thanks SO MUCH! You have no idea how much I appreciate it. :) Sorry I haven’t updated as much these days but I’m glad you’re no longer just a lurker! :D
    I’ll burn one for ya as soon as I get off work tonight… Maybe test out that new vape of mine!

    Just checked the mail. It&#8217;s a Cinco de Mayo miracle! (Taken with instagram)

    Just checked the mail. It’s a Cinco de Mayo miracle! (Taken with instagram)

    Me (Taken with instagram)

    Me (Taken with instagram)

    You’ve been eating cupcakes wrong your whole life

    dickmcvengeance:

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    Keep scrolling. Your world will be changed forever, I promise. Teach it to your children and they’ll teach it to their children and in a few generations, we’ll have a worldwide Utopia. You’re welcome.

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    My life is a lie.

    Yeah I’m reblogging this here too.

    /cries.

    wat

    I almost woke my friend up for this.

    BUT THEN HOW DO YOU LICK THE FROSTING OFF OF A CUTE GIRL’S NOSE?

    Omg I haven’t craved a cupcake in so long until now